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This May Be the Last Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Trailer You Ever See (But Also Maybe Not) 

After a wildly successful four seasons, Netflix is getting ready to release the final six episodes of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on January 25. Sad, but is there anything more beautiful than a series ending before it stretches on too long? I mean aside from a well-made breakfast taco? No. A new trailer suggests…

No, Marie Kondo Is Right: Throw Away Your Books No, Marie Kondo Is Right: Throw Away Your Books

I have yet to watch Marie Kondo’s Netflix series Tidying Up With Marie Kondo, but as I prepare to haul untold tons of my decaying possessions out of a storage unit this weekend, you can bet your boots I will. The trailer alone hit me like a Klonopin crushed up and snorted next to a tranquil stream—there’s just…

Lorna Doom, Bassist for the Punk Band Germs, Has Died Lorna Doom, Bassist for the Punk Band Germs, Has Died

Lorna Doom, bassist for the influential L.A. punk band Germs, has died.

'Bitch, I'm Scared,' Says Cardi B of Government Shutdown 'Bitch, I'm Scared,' Says Cardi B of Government Shutdown

Perhaps no one has articulated my thoughts on the record-length government shutdown better than Cardi B, which she shared in an irate Instagram posted on Monday. Here she is with her impeccable eye makeup, screaming about our dick bone president and his wall:

Stormy Daniels Is Suing the Ohio Police Officers Who Arrested Her Last Summer Stormy Daniels Is Suing the Ohio Police Officers Who Arrested Her Last Summer

Stormy Daniels has filed a $2 million lawsuit against the Ohio police officers who arrested her at a strip club over the summer, saying she was the victim of a sting operation plotted by Trump-supporting cops.

Kim Kardashian Confirms She's Expecting a Boy, Since She Got Drunk at Christmas and Told Some People Anyway

Kim Kardashian confirmed some yaawwnnn old news on Watch What Happens Live, confirming to host Andy Cohen that she and Kanye West are, indeed, “working on another child.” That child, to arrive via surrogate, will be a boy!

Judge Blocks New Birth Control Exemptions Nationwide, Thank God Judge Blocks New Birth Control Exemptions Nationwide, Thank God

A federal judge in Philadelphia blocked new Trump administration rules, slated to take effect today, that would exempt some employers from providing health insurance that covers birth control.

Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson Have Probably Been Dating for a Month Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson Have Probably Been Dating for a Month

Last week, Rosario Dawson may have told Cory Booker that she loved him (via song), but people sing things all the time that they don’t mean, right? If I sing “I’M RICH I’M RICH I’M RICH” in the shower, it doesn’t mean I suddenly get to stop eating rice for every meal...does it? [CHECKS BANK ACCOUNT] Ha, NO it does…

Michael Jackson's Alleged Child Sexual Abuse Is the Subject of a New Documentary Michael Jackson's Alleged Child Sexual Abuse Is the Subject of a New Documentary

A new documentary promising an unflinching examination of Michael Jackson’s child sex abuse allegations will premiere at Sundance this year.

Whoops, This Virginia Woman's Christmas Tree Was Filled With Praying Mantises Whoops, This Virginia Woman's Christmas Tree Was Filled With Praying Mantises

The annual Christmastime practice of cutting down a live tree—dragging it indoors, laboriously propping it up in a living room amid a shower of fallen needles and curse words, only to haul it back outside two weeks later—is one that defies logic to begin with. If a bunch of praying mantis eggs happen to come along for…

Woman Who Killed Her Ex in Self-Defense Granted Clemency After 15 Years in Prison Woman Who Killed Her Ex in Self-Defense Granted Clemency After 15 Years in Prison

Ohio Governor John Kasich has finally commuted the sentence of a woman who killed her habitually abusive ex-boyfriend while he attacked her—after she’d already served 15 years in prison.

Kate Mara's Boobs Gave Away Her Pregnancy Kate Mara's Boobs Gave Away Her Pregnancy

Kate Mara is pregnant, and that’s great. What’s better is the way in which this information became known. From Page Six:

Brie Larson Punches More Old Ladies in New Captain Marvel Trailer

A new Captain Marvel trailer dropped during The Big Sport on Monday night, featuring Brie Larson’s Carol Danvers punching shapeshifting skrulls and getting mouthy with Nick Fury, plus the emergence of a secondary storyline in which her hair fights its own battle trying to crawl into her mouth.

Food Stamp Recipients Will Soon Suffer From the Government Shutdown Food Stamp Recipients Will Soon Suffer From the Government Shutdown

As the government shutdown drags into its third week, more and more people are finding themselves unwittingly affected by Trump’s prolonged, increasingly destructive tantrum over his $5 billion border wall. Next up: Those on subsidized food programs, including pregnant women and children.

Penguins May Have Discovered the Key to Domestic Bliss Penguins May Have Discovered the Key to Domestic Bliss

Even the happiest couples seem to want to throttle each other from time to time, but what if we took a cue from nature? And no, I am not talking about the 97 percent of nature that’s non-monogamous/devours its spouse immediately post-coitus. I’m talking about penguins!

Hailey Baldwin Struggles With Insecurity, And Who Can Blame Her? Hailey Baldwin Struggles With Insecurity, And Who Can Blame Her?

Hailey Baldwin has revealed in a shocking Instagram post that she occasionally struggles with insecurity. You don’t say? A 22-year-old married to one of the most famous Justins in the planet, enduring constant reminders from the tabloids that he may still be in love with his ex? Well I’ll be!

Olivia Newton-John Is Not Dying, Says Healthy Looking Olivia Newton-John

Olivia Newton-John is fighting breast cancer (for the third time), but she’d like to take a moment to respond to reports that she’s on the verge of kicking the bucket: She’s not.

Take a Look At This Extremely Far Away Space Snowman Take a Look At This Extremely Far Away Space Snowman

NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft has delivered us images of the most distant object seen in space to date, and look! It’s this cute little space puppet, nicknamed Ultima Thule (though they should really come up with another one).

Nail Salon Owner Killed By Customer Trying to Flee Without Paying for $35 Manicure  Nail Salon Owner Killed By Customer Trying to Flee Without Paying for $35 Manicure 

A Las Vegas nail salon owner was killed over a $35 manicure after a customer who fled without paying hit her with a stolen rental car.

Ariana Grande Hung Out With Her Ex, No, the Other Ex Ariana Grande Hung Out With Her Ex, No, the Other Ex

With a very eventful 2018 behind her, Ariana Grande was spotted with her ex, Ricky Alvarez, in New York City yesterday. What does it mean? Probably nothing, particularly since Grande specifically expressed that she will not be dating anyone for the duration of the year/her life. Fair!

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