Hello and welcome to the hump, everybody. Time to rise and shine (ymmv, where applicable, shining quality not guaranteed, some restrictions may apply).
Hello, all and welcome to a Tuesday, which by any other name is still just a friggin’ Tuesday.
Hello and welcome to another week in the world of Whitenoise. As much as we’d like to stay flopped out, we’ve got to get up and face the music.
Hello and happy Friday, everybody! We’ve almost finished our journey to the weekend. It may have been a bit of a climb, but it’ll be so worth it to get there.
Happy Thursday, everybody. Just a little longer before the sun sets on this week and we can all go home for a minute.
Hello and happy hump day, one and everyone. If you’ve managed to rise and even dimly shine, you have very nearly made it to the middle of the week. Cold comfort, I know, but it should put a little color in your morning.
Hello and happy Tuesday, people, the one in which some Very Serious Bidnezz is going down around the country. If you live in the States and haven’t done the thing, go do the thing. And come and say hey to your fellow citizens of them there interwebz.
Hello and welcome to yet another week in the world. There may be dark clouds on the horizon, but we’ve got to get ourselves vertical all the same. At the very least, we get to do it an hour later than last week, so at least we’ll be an hour less sleepwalky..?
Hello and Happy Friday, friends. I hope your week hasn’t been blipping out on you too much. But even so, at least it’s nearly over.
Hello and happy Hallowmas, one and all, saints and sinners, creatures of this here weird-ass earth. It’s friggin’ November, or so they tell me.
Hulloooooooo and Happy Halloween, o shining lanterns of teh ’noise. Feel free to haunt our little corner of the internet for a moment. It’ll be a treat.
Hello, everybody. It’s slightly-less-Monday, and maybe not yet the end of the world. So keep your heads up a little longer, and bark about your stream of consciousness to us peeps here on them there interwebz.
Hey, y’all, and welcome to another Monday. It’s the last few days of October and something truly spooky is coming soon. That’s right - Election Day is once more around the corner. I’m sure you’ve seen all the creepy trailers full of fire and brimstone and *gasp* taxes or whatever, and would much rather stay under the…
Hello, lovers of squeaky, snappy, howly, slinky, purry and jowly critters of all spots and stripes! It’s time to dress up the week with some soopercute lil’ devils, just in time for Halloween.
Hey hey happy Friday, y’all. We all may be feeling a little grumbly by this time of the week, but it won’t be too long before we can go and hide in our respective caves for a while. So do stop by and say hello, and drop a .gif or two if you got ’em.
Hello and welcome to Almost Friday But Not Yet Dammit. The weekend may not be ready yet, but we can have high hopes for it all the same.
Hiiiiii happy hump day, everybody. What are y’all doing to shore yourselves up until the weekend?
Hello and happy Tuesday, folks. Getting a little closer to Halloween, bringing memories of big-ass bags of candy, dressing up like heroes and that spooky house down the street that your friends dare you to knock on. Except now, it’s big-ass bags of candy if the store has any left on clearance and being pretty meh…
Hey howdy welcome to Monday again and too soon, all.
Whooooooooo happy Friday!!!!! Okay, it’s still a work day and we have to park our keisters and roll with it for another little while but if we think about it that way we’ll probably just die a little more inside, amirite? So WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! and stuff.