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Goat Simulator Developers' New Game Is About Building The Perfect Factory Goat Simulator Developers' New Game Is About Building The Perfect Factory

The opening track “Ever” on the band Flipper’s classic first album, Album, contains the lyric, “Ever look at a flower, and hate it?” As I was playing Satisfactory, the new game from the developer of Goat Simulator, I realized that lyric pretty much sums up what the game is about.

Xbox Gem Cuphead Is Coming To Switch Xbox Gem Cuphead Is Coming To Switch

Cuphead was one of the best Xbox One and PC side-scrollers of the last few years—and on April 18, it’s coming to Nintendo Switch.

A Letter To The Apex Legends Player I Probably Disappointed A Letter To The Apex Legends Player I Probably Disappointed

Dear person I played Apex Legends with the other night: I am so sorry.

5 Tips You Might Not Know For Building In The Sims 4 5 Tips You Might Not Know For Building In The Sims 4

Although The Sims 4 has made building houses better than ever, it’s still a bit tricky to make your dream home. Here are a few tips to help you graduate beyond just making a box with windows.

No One Won Last Night’s HQ Trivia, But You Might Have Had A Shot No One Won Last Night’s HQ Trivia, But You Might Have Had A Shot

Last night’s winner-takes-all HQ Trivia game ended without someone taking home the $10,000 prize, because a Nintendo question stumped everyone.

Dwarf Fortress Creator's Favorite Bug Questions The Nature Of God Dwarf Fortress Creator's Favorite Bug Questions The Nature Of God

As wonderful a game as Dwarf Fortress is, it’s a shoestring operation—the game is held together with chewing gum and a dream. If you head over to the Dwarf Fortress bug tracker, you’ll see all sort of weird things Dwarf Fortress does to players unintentionally. Due to the nature of the game, which requires a slavish…

Dwarf Fortress Is Coming To Steam Because Its Developer Needs Healthcare Dwarf Fortress Is Coming To Steam Because Its Developer Needs Healthcare

If you want to know why Dwarf Fortress is coming to Steam, its co-creator Tarn Adams has one answer: health insurance.

Making My Friends In The Sims Also Means Including Their Flaws Making My Friends In The Sims Also Means Including Their Flaws

It’s always weird to make versions of your friends in The Sims.

No Man's Sky Is Getting A 'New Multiplayer Experience' No Man's Sky Is Getting A 'New Multiplayer Experience'

Eight months since No Man’s Sky’s last major update, Hello Games has finally announced a new update for the game.

If Apex Legends Were An Anime

Ever wondered what Apex Legends would look like if it was an anime? We got you, fam.

YouTuber Remixes Chill Song With Gunshot Sounds From Apex Legends

Whenever I’ve got an Apex stream open in another tab and suddenly the streamer gets into a gunfight, it can be very jarring. I was listening to pleasant conversation, the ideal background noise, and then there are just dozens of loud gunshots. This remix of Intro by The XX, which uses samples of gunshots from Apex…

A Game About Bizarre, Randomly Generated Lives A Game About Bizarre, Randomly Generated Lives

Yesterday, in BitLife, I was playing as Basil Andre, a french businessman, when disaster struck. I had been slowly climbing the corporate ladder, amassing a family, when suddenly, I got diagnosed with penis cancer.

Sad alcoholic dwarf simulator Dwarf Fortress is coming to Steam. Getting into this game will soon feel slightly less like you’re doing an arcane ritual. The Steam version will also have fully integrated Steam Workshop support, so if you can’t live without a tileset, you’re in luck.

Fake Smash Balls And Bees Might Be The Worst Custom Smash Bros. Mode Fake Smash Balls And Bees Might Be The Worst Custom Smash Bros. Mode

On Saturday night I invited some friends over to play Smash Bros., and I’m sorry.

I'm Cautiously Excited About The Stories Apex Legends Fans Are Telling I'm Cautiously Excited About The Stories Apex Legends Fans Are Telling

You can never quite tell what media property will end up with a fandom. You need to hit that popularity sweet spot: likeable characters, but not so much detail that it would be pointless to write fic. Apex Legends has just the right amount of space to fill in its lore, and fans are flocking to Tumblr to express their…

Teenagers Say EA Brushed Off Reports Of Sexual Harassment By Sims Influencer Teenagers Say EA Brushed Off Reports Of Sexual Harassment By Sims Influencer

Last week, a Sims streamer and YouTuber in EA’s Game Changer program was accused by several people in the community of sexually harassing minors online. Although he stepped down as a Game Changer on March 5, people in the Sims community are still left wondering why this wasn’t addressed months ago, because some of the…

Apex Legends Balances The Game's Most Powerful Gun Apex Legends Balances The Game's Most Powerful Gun

Yesterday, developer Respawn made a few balance changes to Apex Legends. One of the most noticeable is for the Wingman, a fan favorite weapon that’s been slightly nerfed.

In 2005, An Activision Designer Dreamed Up A Battle Angel Alita Game That Never Happened In 2005, An Activision Designer Dreamed Up A Battle Angel Alita Game That Never Happened

Alita: Battle Angel finally made it to theaters this year, long after James Cameron first bought the rights and tried to make the movie in 2005. At the time, a young game designer at Activision thought it might be the right time to pitch an Alita video game.

Last night, Chiquita Evans was drafted by the Warriors Gaming Squad, making her the first woman in the NBA 2K league. Read our interview with her, and wish her luck for this upcoming season!

The Internet, And Sonic's Creator, React To Sonic's Movie Design The Internet, And Sonic's Creator, React To Sonic's Movie Design

We now live in a post-Sonic the Hedgehog-movie-render world.

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