You know how you knew Ivan Koloff was legitimately an agent of the Soviet Union working to undermine America during the Cold War? He had a tattoo of a hammer and sickle with the sickle piercing the head of a bald eagle. Now tell me, would he do that if wrestling were fake?
Happy birthday, Hulkster. You may be a ridiculous-looking 61-year-old in sleeveless t-shirts, but you still don't look this bad.