Hello. If you’ve been paying attention (and why would you have), you may remember me threatening to shoot a cat in order to get more people to volunteer to host open threads. Well, I’m afraid the cat has wised up and turned the tables on us. This time, if none of y’all volunteer, these chicks will get it.
As you know, every now and then I ask for volunteers to host the Friday open thread in a (faux?) jovial manner. Not anymore. This time, if you don’t volunteer, this cat gets it:
Hello. The last time we had a sign-up thread, I wrote: "I plan to do this every week but get lazy and figure, well, next week." Well, lesson not learned.
Hello, BFFs, frenemies, and in-laws. I plan to do this every week but get lazy and figure, well, next week. What am I talking about? Volunteers. Volunteers for a dangerous mission from which one may never return: hosting the open thread.