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10 Superheroes Who Can Never Have Sex 10 Superheroes Who Can Never Have Sex

It’s tough to be a superhero. Not only do you have to drop everything and get into a brawl at a second’s notice, but you’re frequently misunderstood. Superheroes’ personal lives are a mess — especially their sex lives. But it gets worse. Here are 10 superheroes who are physically unable to have sex. Ever.

10 Huge Tentpole Movies That Should Have Been Low-Budget Gonzo Films 10 Huge Tentpole Movies That Should Have Been Low-Budget Gonzo Films

It's the middle of summer movie season. These days, that means tons of movies, designed to bring in the broadest audience to justify their $100 million-plus budget. And sometimes, you can tell these films, deep down, want to be "B" movies. Here are 10 huge-budget movies that would have been more fun with less money.

8 Ways to Make a Movie About a Female Superhero Happen 8 Ways to Make a Movie About a Female Superhero Happen

Tons of people are saying a woman can't star in a superhero movie. (Just like they probably said an interconnected superhero universe couldn't happen at the movies.) Stan Lee says there's no need. But a good superheroine movie is necessary and doable. Here are eight ways to make a movie about a female superhero movie…

Upcoming Movie Sequels that Are More Pointless than Ghost Rider 2 Upcoming Movie Sequels that Are More Pointless than Ghost Rider 2

This month is like exhibit A for Hollywood's propensity to churn out sequels that nobody asked for. You've got Journey 2, opening today. And then next week, there's Ghost Rider 2, in which Nic Cage tries to "improve" upon the first flaming-skull motorcycle movie.

Hand-painted Russian scifi and fantasy movie posters will make your eyes bleed Hand-painted Russian scifi and fantasy movie posters will make your eyes bleed

Painted movie posters rules, particularly when they take gonzo creative liberties with the films' plots, as Ghanaian and Thai posters sometimes do.

8 Superhero Movies That Broke The Mold (Please Copy Them!) 8 Superhero Movies That Broke The Mold (Please Copy Them!)

Kick-Ass wasn't a box-office sensation, but it may have helped superhero films break out of their same old boring mold, the Guardian suggests. Here are eight other superhero films that Hollywood can study, which helped avoid the same old cliches.

Another director quits Dune, as time runs out on for the project Another director quits Dune, as time runs out on for the project

Pierre Morel (Taken) has reportedly quit as director of Frank Herbert's Dune, which Peter Berg was also on board to direct at one point. And unless Paramount can get the film up and running by spring, they'll lose the rights.

Is summer 2011 going to be your ultimate movie nerdgasm? Is summer 2011 going to be your ultimate movie nerdgasm?

The summer of 2010 was a bit underwhelming as far as movies went — but summer 2011's looking like the craziest of them all, with the densest concentration of nerd-candy ever. At least, Jon Favreau is calling it a "bloodbath."

Why Can't Movie Superheroes Save The World? Why Can't Movie Superheroes Save The World?

James Bond saves the world sometimes. So does Captain Kirk. But at least in the movies, superheroes don't - they're too busy fighting personal spats. Here's why superheroes on the big screen should save the damn world now and then.

Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints! Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!

Hancock 2 may be missing a key castmember. Plus Deadpool's producers make big promises! There are spoilery Dollhouse clips, and telltale pics from Lost, 2012, The Box and Planet 51. Also: FlashForward, Warehouse 13, Smallville, Chuck and True Blood spoilers!

Charlize Returns To Torture Us All In Hancock 2, Shoves Dune Back Charlize Returns To Torture Us All In Hancock 2, Shoves Dune Back

The next Hancock, presumably called Hancock 2: We're Sorry, is moving forward with the announcement that Charlize Theron is coming along for the ride. This most likely means director Peter Berg's Dune will be pushed back another two years. [MTV]

Will New Writers Shield Us From A Terrible Hancock Sequel? Will New Writers Shield Us From A Terrible Hancock Sequel?

Hancock 2 has writers: Adam Fierro and Glen Mazzara worked together on The Shield, and Fiero also wrote for Dexter and 24. So fingers crossed. [THR]

Jamie Bamber Suits Up for Dollhouse, and Thor May Have Its First Goddess Jamie Bamber Suits Up for Dollhouse, and Thor May Have Its First Goddess

New pictures reveal Jamie Bamber's role in Dollhouse, and Thor may have a female Asgardian. Plus: explosive images from Gamer and Supernatural, visits to the sets of Stargate Universe and The Vampire's Assistant. Also? Hancock 2, Fringe, Eclipse, and Lost.

Improv And Transcendence In Ronald D. Moore's Virtuality Improv And Transcendence In Ronald D. Moore's Virtuality

Ronald D. Moore's TV movie Virtuality is a deep-space odyssey, a fake reality TV show, and, yes, a virtual-reality nightmare. But it's also an intense theater piece, full of improv. We talked to stars Siena Guillory and Clea DuVall. Spoilers!

Hancock 2 Proves There's No Movie God

It looks like Will Smith is attempting to ruin his own career with some ill-considered sequels. As if I Am Legend 2 wasn't bad enough, the former Fresh Prince is promising that we'll definitely see a second installment of this summer's Hancock. Apparently we were all very bad in a previous life or something. [JoBlo]

The Ultimate Superhero Bad Sex The Ultimate Superhero Bad Sex

Will Smith's deadbeat superhero comedy Hancock is out on DVD this week, and that means one thing - you can finally watch the infamous ballistic sperm scene. Find out for yourself why Hancock belongs on our list of sexually frustrated superheroes, by watching the clip below.

Frat Humor Will Kill Superhero Movies In Years To Come Frat Humor Will Kill Superhero Movies In Years To Come

While Will Smith's Hancock may have failed to kill the superhero trend in movies this summer, we think we've identified the actor who stands the most chance of being the unwelcome nail in this genre coffin - Seth Rogen. It's not enough for him to be writing and starring in the upcoming Green Hornet movie. Now he's…

The Superhero Paparazzi Are Doing A Public Service The Superhero Paparazzi Are Doing A Public Service

Two superhero paparazzi stumble onto the truth: everybody's favorite superhero is nothing more than a villain in disguise. That's the plot of Rob Liefeld's graphic novel Capeshooters, soon to be a movie produced by Bryan Singer. It sounds timely and cute, and I'm excited by any fresh superhero characters, but let's…

How Will Smith Will Save Hollywood How Will Smith Will Save Hollywood

With the continued, somewhat inexplicable, success of Hancock, it seems that the only constant in Hollywood math is "(Will Smith) + (4th of July Weekend) x (Genre Movie) = $$$." Bearing that in mind, we thought that it's be kind of us to demonstrate to some stalled SF movie projects just to how to use the Fresh Prince…

You're Superhuman! So How Do You Save A Kid From Bullies? You're Superhuman! So How Do You Save A Kid From Bullies?

Won't somebody think of the bullied kids? They're everywhere, including several of this summer's biggest movies. Everywhere you look, kids are roughed up, getting robbed of their lunch money, having their car keys tossed in a sewer (in Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem). Even Shia got hassled by jocks in last summer's …

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